{"product_id":"theres-a-slight-chance-i-might-be-going-to-hell-a-novel-of-sewer-pipes-pageant-queens-and-big-trouble-paperback","title":"There's a Slight Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLaurie Notaro\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe first novel from the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThe Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club\u003c\/i\u003e is a rollicking tale of small-town peculiarity, dark secrets, and one extraordinary beauty pageant.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e When her husband is offered a post at a small university, Maye is only too happy to pack up and leave the relentless Phoenix heat for the lush green quietude of Spaulding, Washington. While she loves the odd little town, there is one thing she didn't anticipate: just how heartbreaking it would be leaving her friends behind. And when you're a childless thirtysomething freelance writer who works at home, making new friends can be quite a challenge. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e After a series of false starts nearly gets her exiled from town, Maye decides that her last chance to connect with her new neighbors is to enter the annual Sewer Pipe Queen Pageant, a kooky but dead-serious local tradition open to contestants of all ages and genders. Aided by a deranged former pageant queen with one eyebrow, Maye doesn't just make a splash, she uncovers a sinister mystery that has haunted the town for decades. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003e\" Laurie Notaro] may be the funniest writer in this solar system.\"\u003ci\u003e--The Miami Herald\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLaurie Notaro\u003c\/b\u003e has been fired from seven jobs, laid off from three, and voluntarily liberated from one. Despite all that, she has managed to write a number of \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling essay collections. She lives with her husband in Oregon, where--according to her mother, who refuses to visit--she sleeps in a trailer in the woods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 320\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 8.02 x 5.26 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 29, 2007\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53405178364269,"sku":"9780812975727","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/0823\/9213\/files\/GHMDusV1OT9780812975727.webp?v=1780643163","url":"https:\/\/cleanfreaklab.myshopify.com\/products\/theres-a-slight-chance-i-might-be-going-to-hell-a-novel-of-sewer-pipes-pageant-queens-and-big-trouble-paperback","provider":"Clean Freak Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}