{"product_id":"there-are-moms-way-worse-than-you-irrefutable-proof-that-you-are-indeed-a-fantastic-parent-hardcover","title":"There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGlenn Boozan\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003ePriscilla Witte\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA hilarious and reassuring gift for every mom: because we're all doing the best we can, and the natural world is filled with moms worse than you!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eA mom giraffe is pretty nice until the fetus drops.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eShe'll birth a newborn baby calf, then kick him 'til he walks.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhenever you feel guilty that you haven't cleaned the house: \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSexton beetles raise their kids in a decomposing mouse.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A koala mom will feed her kids her own poop. Yes, poop. Panda moms will abandon one twin because raising two is, well, just too much. And every now and then a cuddly little hamster mom will --yup-- eat her newborn pups. \u003cbr\u003e These and other true facts from the animal kingdom offer a hilarious reality check on what constitutes \"good parenting.\" So, human mother, time to stop worrying about the job you're doing --because you're a \u003ci\u003egreat\u003c\/i\u003e mom. \u003cbr\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGlenn Boozan\u003c\/b\u003e is an Emmy-nominated comedy writer who wrote for \u003ci\u003eCONAN, \u003c\/i\u003eComedy Central's \u003ci\u003eLights Out with David Spade, \u003c\/i\u003eand Sarah Silverman's Hulu talk show, \u003ci\u003eI Love You, America. \u003c\/i\u003eShe's also written for the \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker, \u003c\/i\u003ethe\u003ci\u003e Onion, \u003c\/i\u003e and MTV. She does not care how you pronounce her last name, and her website is glennboozan.com. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePriscilla Witte\u003c\/b\u003e is a Los Angeles-based illustrator and muralist. Her work has taken her from the Black Sea of Russia to the beaches along the coast of Bali. Some of her clients include Warner Music, Barbie, and Google. Her most recent mural is painted in downtown Los Angeles between a Jeff Koons and a Takashi Murakami. That's a tasty sandwich.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 64\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 8.1 x 6.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 29, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53335496327533,"sku":"9781523515646","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/0823\/9213\/files\/NzYxdHdya2hZOFZRTFgvRjhMaTZzZz09.webp?v=1778897152","url":"https:\/\/cleanfreaklab.myshopify.com\/products\/there-are-moms-way-worse-than-you-irrefutable-proof-that-you-are-indeed-a-fantastic-parent-hardcover","provider":"Clean Freak Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}