{"product_id":"how-to-survive-a-garden-gnome-attack-defend-yourself-when-the-lawn-warriors-strike-and-they-will-hardcover","title":"How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will) - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChuck Sambuchino\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMove over zombies and adolescent vampires. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThere's a new threat in town--and it's only twelve inches tall. \u003ci\u003eHow to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack \u003c\/i\u003eis the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it's here. \u003cbr\u003e Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system--Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply--for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and--in the event that a secured perimeter \u003ci\u003eis\u003c\/i\u003e breached--confronting and combating the attackers at close range.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eChuck Sambuchino (@chucksambuchino) of Writer's Digest Books edits the GUIDE TO LITERARY AGENTS and the CHILDREN'S WRITER'S \u0026amp; ILLUSTRATOR'S MARKET. His Guide to Literary Agents Blog is one of the largest blogs in publishing. His 2010 humor book, HOW TO SURVIVE A GARDEN GNOME ATTACK, was optioned by Sony Pictures. His latest humor book, WHEN CLOWNS ATTACK: A SURVIVAL GUIDE (Sept. 29, 2015), will protect people everywhere from malicious bozos and jokers who haunt our lives. His books have been mentioned in \u003ci\u003eReader's Digest, USA Today, the New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e, The Huffington Post, \u003ci\u003eVariety\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eNew York Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 112\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.77 x 8.22 x 6.6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 07, 2010\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53337162482029,"sku":"9781580084635","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/0823\/9213\/files\/V1dvanZNRWFLdDF1SC8waUxkYVR3UT09.webp?v=1778926413","url":"https:\/\/cleanfreaklab.myshopify.com\/products\/how-to-survive-a-garden-gnome-attack-defend-yourself-when-the-lawn-warriors-strike-and-they-will-hardcover","provider":"Clean Freak Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}