{"product_id":"casket-for-sale-only-used-once-paperback","title":"Casket For Sale (Only Used Once) - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJeff Strand\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe third book in the wildly popular series of horror\/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY), he took a job digging up a shallow grave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt turned out badly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME, he took a job as a bodyguard at a seance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt turned out worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut now, meet the new, improved Andrew Mayhem. He has a real job. He's a better father and husband. And he's vowed to quit accepting money from strange women in coffee shops to perform tasks that go terribly, terribly wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis time he's just taking a relaxing camping trip with his family and best friend. No shortcuts. The gas tank is full. The sinister warning of the crazy old man is taken seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, when you're Andrew Mayhem, you just can't help being attacked by a group of savage killers bent on inflicting ghastly torture and bringing horrific death. Relentlessly pursued through a booby-trapped forest, it's one crisis after another as Andrew fights to protect his family, loses a body part or two, and faces the single darkest moment of his entire life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAction-packed, twisted, and completely outrageous, CASKET FOR SALE (ONLY USED ONCE) is the funniest and scariest Andrew Mayhem adventure yet \u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 260\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.59 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 28, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53400653332845,"sku":"9798648470361","price":27.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/0823\/9213\/files\/VnFmejJuZEVHa3k0eTA1dkNTcms5UT09.webp?v=1780444571","url":"https:\/\/cleanfreaklab.myshopify.com\/products\/casket-for-sale-only-used-once-paperback","provider":"Clean Freak Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}