{"product_id":"at-least-youre-not-an-english-major-and-other-comforting-sentiments-for-the-new-graduate-hardcover","title":"At Least You're Not an English Major: And Other Comforting Sentiments for the New Graduate - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGlenn Boozan\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe perfect gift for every recent college graduate to assure them that yes, the world is hard, but yes, they will be ok--as long as they didn't major in English!--from the\u003ci\u003e New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThere Are Moms Way Worse Than You \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e There Are Dads Way Worse Than You.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Congrats, brand-new college graduate, and welcome to the world! The world of student loans, microplastics, and A.I. stealing all the jobs, that is. But hey, at least you're not an English major, right? Right? But given what happened to scientists like Madame Curie and Galileo, the business brains behind Kodak and Yahoo!, and the engineers of the \u003ci\u003eTitanic\u003c\/i\u003e, maybe your chosen field of study doesn't really matter. Maybe what does matter is following your gut.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGlenn Boozan\u003c\/b\u003e is a WGA-winning and Emmy-nominated comedy writer whose credits include--among others--\u003ci\u003eConan\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eHome Economics\u003c\/i\u003e, and Sarah Silverman's \u003ci\u003eI Love You, America\u003c\/i\u003e. She lives in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 64\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 8.25 x 6.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 31, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53336055546221,"sku":"9781523533183","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/0823\/9213\/files\/Lmh4MCPQm59781523533183.webp?v=1778915082","url":"https:\/\/cleanfreaklab.myshopify.com\/products\/at-least-youre-not-an-english-major-and-other-comforting-sentiments-for-the-new-graduate-hardcover","provider":"Clean Freak Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}